Little Miss Jocelyn quotes

Never in the life of myself have I seen a such a vehicle (pronounced ve-hee-cle) of junkification.

I can do whatever the damnation I feel exclaimation mark!

The Queen, (pronounced 'quain') her majesty's rose (bows head)

No! No! No! Noooooahh!

Don't want it anymore

This is your last appointment, Save yourself!

Now take off your hair/coat and stand on the scales

Ooooh! Would you like to lick cake off my eyeballs? I keep them in a bowl!

Ooh, you are heavy!

The government doesn't want you to be this size/fat/heavy.

Mm-hmm!

Dream of this.

Cor blimey geezer mate!

You can't come on to my bus, flapping your map about, slap my face with a four-fingered glove!

(To passenger with a baby in a pram) Take your spaceship off my bus!