Little Miss Jocelyn quotes

I am going to Kennington! Cheers, mate!

(Singing) Ing tha naame of Jesus! Ing tha naame of Jesus!

(To woman with poodle) Eh, take your sheep off my bus! What does this look like, Noah's ark?

Do I look like A to Z?

Do you do that at home?

Lots of my friends are fat and they would eat you!

Hey! Sodom and Gomorrah!

Do you want a lollipop, maaaaaaaaaaaaaan??

(Coughing and spluttering noises) Hmmmmm! I don't need to ask what you did in there man. That was definitely a gallon of number 3!

And I'll give you some antibiotics, 'cos that water is contam-u-nated maan!

Voulez-vous le lollipop, mademoiselle, maaaaaaaaan!?

People go into my toilettes weighing 10 stone. They come out, weighing 9 stone 4 pounds.

What was that? A number 1,2,3 or 4?!

One pound!