Cor blimey geezer mate!
“Sheson”
You can't come on to my bus, flapping your map about, slap my face with a four-fingered glove!
(To passenger with a baby in a pram) Take your spaceship off my bus!
I am going to Kennington! Cheers, mate!
(Singing) Ing tha naame of Jesus! Ing tha naame of Jesus!
(To woman with poodle) Eh, take your sheep off my bus! What does this look like, Noah's ark?
Do I look like A to Z?
Do you do that at home?
Lots of my friends are fat and they would eat you!
Hey! Sodom and Gomorrah!
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