Little Miss Jocelyn quotes

Okay. (To her friend) Be quiet.

Quiet-(Shop Assistant's friend shushs and her friends follows suit. They start shushing each other for quite a while)

Did he pay for those?

Now, Babatunde Shola Abakunde Olubula Jeelufuwotee J.r

Hey! What have I told you about your accent? If you'r serious about becoming a mini-cab driver, and you want people to understand you, then you must speak in the appropriate manner.

(Nigerian accent) Sorry daddy, I sometimes forget.

Umm hmm, So today, even though I'm your instructor remember, I'm also your father, your passenger and your licence issuer and that driving is about. Multitasking. Make sure you're doing at least three things at the same time.

So can I drive, make a phone call, and cook sheep's head while I'm driving.

Of course, now why are we not moving, the suspence is killing so let's go fast fast I don't got tiiiimme!

But daddy you too have been here for a long time

Yes but nobody knows cuz I don't got visa to prove it