“Florence, the Juju nurse with the NHS” quotes from Little Miss Jocelyn

This is your last appointment, Save yourself!

Now take off your hair/coat and stand on the scales

Ooooh! Would you like to lick cake off my eyeballs? I keep them in a bowl!

Ooh, you are heavy!

The government doesn't want you to be this size/fat/heavy.

Mm-hmm!

Dream of this.