[Mertle challenges Lilo to compete against her in the orchid growing contest in the Kokaua Town Fair while Stitch trains himself to enter the rodeo; Pleakley is using a jackhammer to sew seeds into his garden]
Pleakley, can you help me grow an orchid for the town fair?
Town fair? What town fair?
Kokaua Town Fair. They have rides and food and competitions for stuff like flowers.
What about pineapples?
There's a homegrown fruits and vegetables competition.
Homegrown fruits?! I could enter... my Pinormous! [gestures to his gigantic pineapple plant] Pinarmous will revolutionize Hawaii's pineapple industry. And then... IT WILL REVOLUTIONIZE THE WORLD!!!
[chuckles] You are starting to sound like evil genius.
Maybe, but... I'm be an evil genius for good!
Always it starts that way. Here is evil genius fertilizer you are requesting.
What about my orchid?!
Sorry, Lilo. I can't waste my precious time on something as renowned as an orchid. My Pinormous needs me, and the world needs my Pinormous! [notices some bamboo shoots growing] AAH!! My personal Eden is being invaded by bamboo runners!
Runners?
Underground roots spreading their grasping, choking evil from the mother plant. Couldn't you ever plant this to contain the roots so it won't keep spreading? So inconsiderate!
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