Chris Skelton, Gene Hunt and others in “Suburban Swingers”

Chris Skelton

It's freezing out here.

Gene Hunt

I don't like this. Gene Hunt smashes doors down, he does not pick girlie locks!

Sam Tyler

We can't just pull him in. He's too clever for that. At least this way we get hard evidence.

Gene Hunt

I'm gonna be the laughing stock of the Lancashire Constabulary Dinner and Dance, me.

Sam Tyler

Believe it or not, guv, one day soon, something like this will bring down Richard Nixon.

Gene Hunt

Hard to believe.