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Life on Mars · Season 1, Episode 1

Sam Tyler, Annie Cartwright and others in “The Crash”

[Annie complies with Sam's request to hit him by punching him in the kidneys - when he wasn't expecting it]

Sam Tyler

Ow! Shit!

Annie Cartwright

I'm sorry, sir!

[Gene enters, seeing the two bent over]

Gene Hunt

Hey hey, good girl, prostate probe and no jelly!

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