After what we've just been through, I know exactly what I'm looking for in a man.
Oh yeah?
Yes. He needs to be tall..
[stretches] Yeah.
...handsome...
[confidently] Yeah...!
...and dead.
S2 E4Luvliner
S2 E5Lafftrak
It's not easy being programmed for love and never finding it.
WWifebot
Where's Stanley Tweedle! How could you?!
What?
WWifebot
After all we've been through, with the lies, and the drinking, and the cheap scenes with your whores! [attacks Kai with knife]
[grabs her arm] I am not sentimental.
I remember having a fondness for balloons.
Being alive isn't everything.
S2 E6Stanley's Trial
Inflicting more pain insults the lost souls. As they are all dead, it cannot be argued that they would get any satisfaction from [Stanley's] torture.
How dare you speak for the dead!
I am well qualified to speak for the dead.
Life is full of surprises! Death, for example.
You know, in every society there are certain individuals who are different from normal - they could be colour blind, for instance, or have an enhanced sense of smell. Or they could get pleasure from the suffering of others. Certain tasks that others find unpleasant might have the opposite effect on them, and it could even help them in the advancement of their career. Death excites me, Stanley. It makes me feel a special tingle - know what I mean?
You are not interested in justice, Jihana, only cruelty.
You make the two sound incompatible!
Kai, would you really have killed Jihana if I said so?
I asked you if you wanted me to be the enforcer of justice. If you had said yes, I would have killed the Grand Prosecutor - and then, I would have killed you, Stanley. But, in both cases, it would have been quick and painless.
Do you really mean that?
I have no motivation to lie.
S2 E7Love Grows
LLorca
Tell me Rexel, are all men pigs?
Oink!
Ladies. the word is love, and I am the word. Whisper it soft, shout it strong, but say it, ladies, all night long: Stanley! Yes!
Aren't you eating, mister?
No.
The dead don't eat.
[I don't know if it's the man in me... or the lizard in me, but suddenly I've become a lot less picky - to a point.
[She's about to have sex with Stan] You ready?
[coy] No
Well I am, and that's what counts in this relationship.
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