Come on baby. Oh, gently. Who's your daddy? Oh, who's your daddy?!
You. Oh!
S2 E7Love Grows
[after she's taken Stan] Don't leave, make me something to eat first.
LLorca
Running away, ladies?
JJebed
Oh, oh Lorca. It's horrible. What are we gonna do?
LLorca
You're gonna lie down and spread 'em - and I'm gonna jump on and ride 'em
You pig!
LLorca
Oink!
Oh Lexx, you are one remarkable bug!
I love you too, Stan.
S2 E8White Trash
7790
All men are unimportant, Xev darling - except for the head man.
PPa
I'm Pa, but you can call me Pa.
PPa
We Golene's is smart, see? So we, we exscaped.
PPa
See, there ain't no law here, so we done taken a vote, see, the upshot of which is, it's gonna be now Captain Pa, not Captain Stan.
No. No no, no, we didn't take a vote!
PPa
Yeah, we took a vote. I'm the only one what gets to vote.
PPa
I gots all the votes, so I does all the dee-cidin', see?
SSissy
[eyeing Stan] Little ole me is getting kinda sleepy too. Is there a place somewhere where I could lay my head for a while?
Yeah.
SSissy
Maybe you could tuck me in, you being so nice and gentlemanly and everything...?
And everything, yeah!
PPa
Junior! The reason I gots the votes in the family is directly correlated to the fact that in this family, the brains ain't evenly distributed. Some gots more, some gots less. You understand?
JJunior
Nope.
PPa
[sees Kai approaching] Ew. The law!
Law?
PPa
Yeah, I know it when I sees it.
[Kai hauls in Xev, using his brace]
Thanks for the lift.
I remember I used to like fishing.
S2 E9791
7790
If I only had a body, I'd be more than just a head;
If I only had a body, I would slap her on the bed
A signal? Why didn't you wake me?
7790
It was a distress signal. They only lead to trouble, so I always ignore them.
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