Would you like to be alive again?
I do not have likes.
S3 E13Heaven and Hell
So what's the deal?
I will be king, you will be queen - or, perhaps, you will be my slave. Which is the same thing, really.
You bring out something in me that doesn't always find proper expression.
I think that there is the possibility that you will be a very good queen.
If I am a machine, and Stanley is an essence meant to suffer forever, then what are you?
I do not know.
How is it that you do not know?
Because no one has ever asked me that question before, and so I've never thought about the answer.
My existence is simple, I make sure that those who make bad choices suffer - nothing more.
Why do you want to destroy Water?
Because it is full of good, and I am full of bad. I think that's all there is to it. I'm not very complicated really.
...What's that?
The end of your planet, and of you.
I think I should be sad... But I'm not.
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Good job, Xev! And today's lesson is: always ignore your feelings and listen to the robot head!
We didn't know... I mean I wasn't sure you would survive when we blew up the planet.
I did not survive, as I am already dead. But... I was not destroyed.
[smiles] Then I'm glad you were not destroyed.
What? What do you mean? What happened to me?
...You died.
I died...?!
Yes, Stanley Tweedle. You died and went down into Fire, and now you're back to life.
Really?
Really.
...Wow.
[speeding towards Earth] Oh Pain, oh joy! Oh Pain, oh joy! Oh pain, oh joy, oh pain, oh joy, oh pain, oh joy!
S4 E1Little Blue Planet
RReporter
Democracy never fails to humiliate the arrogant.
The dead do not make suggestions. Normally.
S4 E3P4X
The dead are weird.
S4 E10Magic Baby
The dead do not respond to context.
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