Stupid doctors...
S3 E7Tunnels
Are you dying?
Yeah. But I'm used to it.
S3 E8The Key
7790
Welcome back, Kai! Captain of my heart.
Hello.
7790
I suffered here so long in silence. All alone. By myself. Desperately longing for the cold dead flesh I desire.
“How could I be so stupid?”
“There are many ways.”
The dead do not poo.
Ooh! A poofter robot head!
7790
I resent that.
Oh, why? You're a he, he's a he.
7790
I am not a he. I'm a she.
Don't think so.
7790
I am.
Not.
790. Am!
Not!
790: You just hate me 'cause I'm different.
7790
Kiss me, Kai!
[Kai plants a kiss on top of the robot head]
7790
[gasp] I'll never wash that spot...
The point of death is the point of joy.
What are you talking about?
I died a long time ago but I still remember the experience.
Stan: So?
I also remember the experience from sexual climax from the time I was alive.
Oh well, that's very nice. I'm very happy for ya'.
And there is a certain similarity between the two events.
Between getting jollies and... getting killed?
Yes. The quality of release was somewhat the same. Only with death it was far greater.
7790
I am not interested in any type of sexual experience with a woman. I am only interested in sex with my stiff.
SStanley
The dead are unpredictable.
S3 E9The Garden
[Xev finds Kai half-buried in a pile of earth]
What are you doing?
Kai; Decomposing.
Why are you buried in the dirt?
It is the natural way of all dead things.
There is no right place to live for the dead.
S3 E10Battle
To be the opposite of good... You see, Xev, that fires all the bad. It is the repository of all that is not good.
Am I beautiful?
PPriest
The most!
Wicked?
PPriest
The sharpest.
Do you love me?
PPriest
Completely!
Would you die for me?
PPriest
In an instant!
I tempt those who can be tempted and I punish those who deserve to be punished. That is my function, my occupation. My job. My joy. What is wrong with that? I also punish some who have done nothing wrong. Who slipped through the cracks. But then... no system is perfect.
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