[After beating up a guard] I told you there was a ninth guard.
NNate
Yeah, yeah, I owe you a beer.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Look, I sprained my knee. I’m fine! (repels down from ceiling into a chair) Totally fine.
Babe, sprained your knee? You tore your ACL.
Yeah. Basically, a sprained knee.
Yeah, basically not true. Look, babe, six weeks of bed rest. Doctor’s orders. Not optional. And don’t forget to take your pain pills, okay?
They make everything go wibbly-wobbly. (grabs a bottle of orange pop and opens it)
Yeah, that’s how you know they’re working.
But I got to be sharp... on the edge. It’s where I got to be. Can’t have nothing in my life I can’t walk away from in 30 seconds if I feel the heat coming around the corner.
Parker, look, I know that you’re... Wait, hold up, babe, did you just quote “Heat”?
Yeah, that’s where that’s from. Ha, watched your Netflix queue... Twice.
AAmy
Good morning. How's the patient feeling today?
Less and less like a patient and more and more like a prisoner.
AAmy
Oh. Well, hopefully, this will taste better than prison food.
You'd be surprised. Best meal I ever has was in French prison.
AAmy
French prison, huh? How long were you in for?
[In French] Not as long as they thought I'd be.
You guys picked the wrong brew pub.
How's the knee?
Driving me to crazy town. Pretty much like it's on cruise control, cruising me through crazy town. And you know what? Let's face it. I have way too much to do. This knee, I need to be on a bullet train through crazy town. I don't have time to stop for gas, go to the museum--
Parker, breathe. Identify you limitations. Turn them to advantages.
Okay, good. How do I do that?
Adapt.
AAmy
They have a gun. We don't stop them. We call the police.
No cops. No cops. That will actually increase the chances of people getting hurt.
AAmy
How?
Because seeing a uniform in the middle of stealing something could cause you to panic, make bad decisions.
AAmy
And how do you know so much about this again?
I...read blogs, Amy.
[to Amy] We don't need cops. We don't need anyone, especially if they don't need us! Then we really don't need them.
Yeah, so, there's a getaway van parked in the alley.
AAmy
How do you know that's what it is?
Intuition.
How's she's doing?
NNate
Apparently dealing with some thieves.
Baby bird is learning how to fly.
Well, of course we want them to come back. How else are we gonna catch them?
AAmy
We--we don't. We're gonna call the cops.
Normally, I would agree with you, but what we've been doing here... Not super legal.
AAmy
Oh, I knew it!
Just think of it as more charity work.
AAmy
Okay, but my other charity work doesn't involve having a gun pointed at me.
Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Oh, you meant that as a bad thing.
AAmy
Oh, we should sit Romeo and Juliet together and see what happens.
Oh, my God. That’s genius!
AAmy
It is?
No, no, not what you said. What I thought of. But inspired by what you said.
[As the kidnappers are being arrested]
Hey. Hey, wait.
KKidnapper
What?
I'm gloating.
To new friends, new food, and no fish.
ADAmy/Doctor/Parker
No fish.
NNate
Nice job while we were away.
RJRep. J. Yount
You slap together another one of your little "asymmetry teams" from federal agents, Colonel Vance, you and everybody around you is out of a job, and in jail. These "slow, giant" agencies you mock were designed by very smart people.
So was the Titanic.
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