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S1 E15Unfinished Business

FFBI Agent

Greg Sherman, aka....what is it again?

[The civilians start yelling out random fish.]

Crappie? Blowfish?

Gefilte Fish.

[As he's being arrested]

SSherman

Wait a minute. Who are all these people? They're not shills.

Oh, these people? They are your victims. Meet Mr. and Mrs. Wang. You stole $68,000 from Mr. Wang's father. It was all the money he had. You stole from every single person in this room. Every single one of them is a victim.

FFBI Agent

Are you Special Agent Hagen?

Mm-hm.

FFBI Agent

Agent McSweeten sends his best. And he also sends a...haiku.

That's so nice. Say "hi" back.

[At seeing two of the victims dancing together]

That is at the same time beautiful and very disturbing.

[The team is discussing what to do after someone steals a donor heart being transported by their new client]

Can't we just get another heart?

[looking annoyed] From who?

Hey, you all right with this one?

What?

Well, you said it yourself—-a kid's life is at stake. You don't think this might get too personal?

Does it matter?

Look, man, this is like stone knives and bearskins, okay? Nobody's asking Eliot to fight a guy with a Nerf sword.

Damascus, 2002.

Like you've been to Damascus.

[on how they're going to steal an airline employee badge] We're gonna twist Sophie's ankle.

[Later]

[asking how to get another badge] How do we get do that? Break Eliot's wrist?

What? No, we just pick one up from where the ground crew left it.

[Later]

[discussing the final step-getting into the airline tower] Well, we have to lure them out...

Oh! Okay, set Nate on fire?

[looking annoyed] Settle down!

[sarcastically, after opening the combination lock on a locker] Yeah, this will keep my stuff safe, pff, from a 6-year-old with DTs.

[opens the locker, takes out a jacket and removes the badge while Eliot smashes a lock open with the palm of his hand, removes a second badge from the locker]

You just told the mark we're after him.

No, no. He knew we were on to him as soon as we grounded his plane.

You gave him your name!

I want him to know my name.

[after faking his way into the flight tower] I don't care what anybody else says, next time I'm taking the train.

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