Is he sleeping?
Could be a concussion.
No, I’ve had concussions. You don't snore.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Where am I? Last thing I remember, I was in my car. I could swear I hit something.
NNate
Oh, yeah, you hit something, all right. A little thing called rock bottom. Welcome to rehab.
Oh, my god.
Yeah, no, you said you like to drink, but you didn't, you didn't characterize it as a problem.
NNate
Well, 'cause it's not a problem. Drinking relaxes me and helps me focus.
Oh, I see. So you like to medicate yourself with alcohol, is that it?
NNate
What are you doing? Listen, doctor, do you know what the definition of "addiction" is? Any compulsive behavior that has a negative impact on your life. So I guess we could say that those $1,500 boots that you're wearing are an addiction.
Well, I haven't heard any complaints.
It's right underneath the seat. All right? That means it's got to be pressure sensitive. If you move, this thing's gonna go off. Chill.
[Eliot lays back down to look at the bomb]
Pressure sensitive? It's pressure sensitive. You sure? Okay. Pressure. Pressure. Okay, um. Eliot, go-go g-get a bag of bricks, right. Bricks, and you put it on the seat at the same time I roll off.
That only works in the movies.
Bag of bricks is a good, sound plan!
[Hardison is stuck near a bomb that is about to explode.]
It's, uh, a computer bomb, I—I know computers. Computer bomb, um…we, we gotta—we gotta reboot the system! Yeah.
You want me to kick it?
God, I'm goin' to die.
What's our margin for error here?
About half a second.
Run the bag of bricks by me again.
[After a narrow escape from a bomb] I'ma go and…freshen up a little bit. Maybe cry a little.
Hey, Eliot, when you said you were gonna dive under that truck, you were gonna drag me with you, right?
Sure.
I'm serious, man. Don't play with me. I'm serious.
You look awful.
NNate
Thank you. That's sweet. Do you need something, Soph?
You haven't had a drink in 48 hours. This is withdrawal.
NNate
Soph, I’m not in rehab. Pretending.
Ah.
NNate
Yeah.
Well, congratulations. You've got me fooled.
RReceptionists
What's your relationship?
Why?
RReceptionists
Second Act has a strict policy. Only family members can see patients. We want to make sure outside influences don't hamper our clients' recoveries.
I think that's an excellent policy. I'm Tom's brother. Hi. Mark.
[Eliot kisses the receptionists hand. She looks at Hardison]
I'm-I'm with him.
RReceptionists
So, you're a friend of…
No, no, I am—
[Hardison puts his arm through Eliot’s. Eliot stiffens]
I am with him. See, he thinks the flirting makes me jealous, but it doesn't. You know, but if you was, like, Brad Pitt or Denzel or somebody, oh, girl, it would be on, seriously.
NNate
I don't, listen, I don't think I need to apologize for drinking. I need to apologize, maybe, for not drinking. Maybe I'm a bigger bastard sober than I am drunk. Huh.
MMarcy
If this is you sober, hell yeah.
NNate
Thank you, Marcy.
NNate
Listen, the guy, okay, he's an addict. You know, he's-he knows how to manipulate people. My father was an addict, my grandfather. I know how these people operate.
I'm just gonna let you think about that for a minute.
[while in rehab, a detoxing Nate hallucinates a visit from Sterling]
You know how to get rid of me. But that would violate all twelve steps, wouldn't it?
[Over the phone] How did you break him [Hurley]?
NNate
Ah, well, um…
[Music playing in the background as Hurley is eating a taco]
You took him out for tacos? Nate, you're enabling him.
Whoa, whoa! I haven't slept in three days! I had a showdown with two different gangs, who now, by the way, know my face, I sat on a bomb, and all of this could have been avoided had you gave the man a taco?
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