Parker, the device you found--is it anywhere near an orange box?
Yeah.
Oh, god. They tapped into the black box.
No, no, it's not black. It's orange.
Yeah, the black boxes, they're orange. Makes them easier to find in the debris.
Oh. Oh...
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
NNate
Hardison, we need you!
I don't--I--I don't know, Nate. I don't--I mean...I--I can override the software attack, but that means we would have to restart the flight's electrical system, which I have no idea how to do, because my knowledge of aeronautical engineering... is kind of limited to what I can pull off of Google in the next two minutes. And, brother, I don't--I mean--
NNate
Listen to me! You can do this! I trust you! No matter how many times you goof off or screw up, you always come through in the clutch. You're the only guy I can count on in a situation like this.
You know what? I--I--you...you're right. You're right. I got this.
NNate
Yes! Yes! Yes, you can!
You're right. You're-- I'm the man. I'm the man. I got this. I'm gonna do this.
Then do it already!
NNate
Sophie?
Yes?
NNate
You okay?
Yeah. You?
NNate
Ask me again in 10 minutes.
You're gonna remember this one, aren't you?
NNate
Yeah.
Whoa! [gets up and dances] Baby! Unh! Age of the geek! Smooth! Too smooth! Lord, I was so scared, I wanted to cry, call my mama. Y'all cool? Y’all cool?
NNate
Yes, cool.
Family. All right.
I have the attitude problem? No, brother, no, you got the attitude problem, okay? I gave my heart and my soul to this damn company, and this is how you repay me? And on my birthday!
CCheryl
He was always so thoughtful.
I never liked that guy.
Man, I love it when a plan comes together. '[no one answers him or looks at him] What? I said I was sorry. Hey, look, it all worked out okay. I mean, I was 3,000 miles away and still managed to save all y'all lives. [Eliot scoffs and walks away. Parker sighs and walks in another direction] You're welcome! Ungrateful...
NNate
Well, it took ten years, but we had our first crash-landing.
Ten years. Thanks for getting it right this time.
NNate
You're right. Ten years ago I saw you for the first time. You were swiping a Degas from a collection in Prague. I saw you. You saw me.
I ran. You chased.
NNate
Then, two years later, I, uh, caught up with you in Damascus. Caught you, I should say. You, uh, turned around, introduced yourself, and that's when I met Sophie Devereaux. It'll be eight years next month.
Well played.
NNate
Thank you.
I still don't understand how you can mix up Paris and Tuscany.
Where the hell is he at?
Maybe he overslept.
No. He doesn't oversleep. This guy sets an alarm to set his alarm.
"A man with one watch knows the time. A man with two is never sure."
Huh?
I had fortune cookies for breakfast.
[Nate walks in]
NNate
Okay, run it.
So, what, you had left-over Chinese for breakfast?
No, just the cookies.
Do you put milk on the fortune cookies? ‘Cause I don’t...
It's not cereal. It's a fortune cookie. You don't dunk it.
[During the briefing]
Are you drunk?
NNate
Technically, no. I was drunk a couple of hours ago. Now I'm just hung over.
I thought we had an agreement.
NNate
What agreement?
That you'd sort yourself out.
NNate
I don't remember making a deal.
No?
NNate
No.
That's what we're afraid of.
NNate
Okay, Parker. Go.
[Parker calmly dives off the lift, hanging by it from one hand, completely unconcerned]
NNate
Parker? Parker? Parker?
Hmm?
NNate
What are you doing?
Oh, yeah. [sounding bored] Help. Help. [to man on the lift] How you doin’?
NNate
Oh, geez.
So, uh, you can write that little check now, eh?
Hey, why can't they all be this easy?
RRandy
Of course not. We have to go to Miami. My dad's the one who has to write the check.
Aw, hell, why they all got to be this hard?
[After catching Parker when she jumps out of a window]
How about a little warning next time? How'd you even know I'd be there?
I didn't.
NNate
All right, Sophie, do not take the check.
What?!
What?!
I’m sorry, what?
DDennis
Now, don't tell me this makes you squeamish, 'cause it's all legal. I just found a...a loophole.
NNate
I said, "do not take the money."
[Sophie rips the check in half, Dennis is shocked]
NNate
Now, you tell him this.
If what you're saying is you want to do real business, then I might have an opportunity for you, but it's for serious investors only. This is not something I would ever present to your brother.
DDennis
Interesting.
Hardison, where were you when it mattered? He asked me to tear up the check, so I tore up the check.
I didn't make the decision to throw away everybody else's money, okay? That was you and Nate.
Y'all are in cahoots.
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