Legends of Tomorrow · Season 1
The bullet has lodged itself between several of Dr. Heywood's internal organs.
How's that possible? He's made of steel.
Because it wasn't a normal bullet. It was dwarf star.
I estimate his chance of survival at 51%.
Ugh, would it kill you to say "better than average", Gideon?
I just thought becoming a superhero, I would spend less time in the library than my old job. So...
Well, research skills are kind of a superpower. And you can turn to steel. You got two.
What if when you interacted with your younger self in 1987, you...
Inadvertently changed my past so-so that my memories from my new life are supplanting the memories from my old life, that's creating temporal dissonance.
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking.
Uh, actually, there's something I've been working on before I start building a new exo-suit. It's, uh, not exactly what was in your drawing. I made a few improvements. [uncovers Nate's costume]
Shut the front door.
Yeah. I figured you earned it. Steel.
Cool name.
This episode is Part Three of a crossover event called Invasion!. For quotations, see the related page.
What just happened?
Well, it's the strangest thing. Two cops just escorted Eliot Ness to the Bureau.
They're not escorting him to the Bureau! They're gonna throw him in the river!
What?
Ray, 1920 Chicago PD was the most corrupt police force in history. Almost all of them were on Capone's payroll. Did you or did you not see The Untouchables?
Special Agent Ness has suffered severe hypoxia. It will take some time to reverse his brain damage.
You can reverse brain damage? Why haven't you helped Rory out?
Who says I haven't?
The League taught you well. But unless you hand over the amulet, I'm gonna have to teach you a few new lessons.
Those who can not do, teach.
You know, if this is the week the Feds get Capone's ledger, why does it take four more years for them to take him down?
Because it's the Federal government.
What's that?
It's a little present. For keeping me alive, and for almost helping me get Rex's killer. Open it.
[Mick opens the box, which contains a bottle of whiskey.]
I lifted it back at Capone's warehouse.
You stole it.
[smiling] You were right. The bad guys really do have more fun. [kisses Mick's cheek] Not that you're a bad guy. [Winks at him, then leaves.]
[Snart appears to Mick after Amaya leaves.]
I hope it was worth it. All this for a kiss on the cheek and a cheap bottle of booze. That speedster coulda killed you, Mick. What then?
I'll be dead like you.
[Mick is shown alone in the galley.]
What are you doing up so late?
Just trying to figure out what the Legion of Doom wants with those two amulets.
The "Legion of Doom"?
Darhk, Merlyn and the speedster. It's from a Hanna-Barbera cartoon I liked when I was a kid.
What am I doing?
It wasn't that bad.
You saw him (the actor playing Vandal Savage). I just can't seem to get Peter to bring any... menace to the part.
Gideon thinks that the Legion's attack on Mr. Hunter's film set caused this George Lucas guy to quit movie making. As a result, he never made some movie about space battles or another one about an improbably handsome archaeologist.
And we care about this because...?
In the unaltered timeline, Dr. Palmer sees Star Wars as a child and is inspired to become an inventor. Likewise, Dr. Heywood chooses to be a historian after seeing Indiana Jones instead of becoming a yoga instructor.
Oh, man.
Wait, so you're telling me that because some film geek drops out of school, my inventor and my historian are now essentially useless?
I'm sorry about my friends. They're just --
Completely insane.
Yeah. But what they say is true.
Oh. Oh, okay, what, what, that you guys are from the future, that you've somehow seen a bunch of movies that I haven't even made yet?
Well, actually, I'm from the past, but that's beside the point. Look, George, I don't care about movies. But guys like them... they do. So before you get in that car and drive back to Modesto, just think about them, okay? Them and all the millions of other people that your stories will someday inspire. The future of the entire world is at stake. And you're our only hope.
[Sara and Jax encounter Stein in the medical bay operating on Mick's head.]
Gray?
What the hell are you doing?
Brain surgery. What does it look like?
[Sara and Jax do a take and keep walking.]
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