Legends of Tomorrow · Season 1
[about Snart's death] It wasn't your fault. It was his. Son of a bitch never did anything without a plan.
Maybe you're right. Maybe he wanted this. [points finger at Mick and back at himself]
What are you doing with your hand?
Maybe he wanted us to, you know... be partners. [playfully punches Mick's shoulder]
I think I'm gonna be sick.
Oh, you're too late.
Time Masters are never late.
[Rip is flying the Waverider alone into the sun to destroy the meteor.]
I guess this is good-bye.
It's been a pleasure, Captain.
Likewise, Dr. Palmer.
Rip, you brought all of us into this, man.
Which is why I'm doing this alone, Mr. Jackson. I'll have no one else die for my choices.
This isn't gonna bring Snart back.
[subdued] I don't want to lose another friend.
I appreciate that, Mr. Rory. I must say, it's been an honor to serve as your captain.
Is this 2016? Is this May 2016?
Yeah.
You're exactly where you said you'd be. Do not get on that ship. If you do, you're all dead.
Says who?
Says you, Mr. Rory. You sent me.
I'm sorry. Who exactly are you?
My name is Rex Tyler. I am a member of the Justice Society of America.
Thank you for not having me arrested back there. Those security guard really overreacted. You know, one of them tried to mace me?
Dr. Heywood, I only agreed to give you 5 minutes, which was 3 minutes ago, because Ray and Sara are friends of mine. I don't know the first thing about any Legends.
Of course you do, because you're the Green Arrow.
Excuse me? We're done here.
Look, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to drop a bomb on you like that. It's just that I've exhausted all my normal avenues, and you're the only person left who won't think I'm crazy.
You sure about that?
I'm a historian. I specialize in deductive historical reconstruction. In a layman's terms, I'm a time detective, which I really don't have to be to look at a calendar to see one week after you came to this city, Robin Hood showed up.
Ah, I knew I forgot something. The part where Rip tells us everything that we did wrong.
As in seducing the Queen of France just before she's supposed to conceive the country's greatest hope for the future.
She seduced me.
Or "wrong" as in violating our policy of "No using superpowers in front of people".
They had laser guns.
At least I didn't screw up this time.
[Rip takes away a gold chain necklace from Mick which he had lifted off the French King.]
Stealing's not screwing up.
Guten Morgen!
What is this? Some sort of prison? What am I doing in here?
Good question.
I'm sorry, I never had the opportunity to properly introduce myself. I'm Professor Martin Stein, like Einstein, minus the "Ein". There is so much I'd like to discuss with you, such as your paper on unified field theory.
I have not yet published my paper on unified fields theory. Who are you? Why have you abducted me?
The guys at the party wanted you to make an atomic bomb for the Führer.
No. Not even a man as mad as Adolf Hitler would want to create such a terrible weapon.
You yourself once said "two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity."
And you are living proof of the latter!
He just called you stupid.
Now open this door and let me out!
We will, soon, I promise. We saved you from the Nazis. The least you could do is help us save New York.
From what? From some theoretical attack? Some eventuality that not even I could predict it? The only way you could... Mein gott! [in German] You're time travelers!
Yes, obviously you know.
I deduced it, Herr Doctor.
Perhaps you could deduce how the Germans managed to create a nuclear bomb...
Atomic.
...when you are the only man on earth capable of performing such a feat?
Yeah, that is correct. I am the only man.
Wait a minute. Are you saying there's some lady out there who can make an atomic bomb?
Wunderbar! Why am I talking to him when you are clearly the brains of the operation?
I'm sorry. But while you were all saving Einstein, Sara was off on her own secret side mission to kill Laurel's killer in the past.
And I suppose you never thought about saving your fiancée.
Yeah, of course I did. But I never did it because it's against the rules.
What rules? We're not Time Masters, there are no rules.
Well, if there were, there'd certainly be one about lying to your team.
Listen to yourself. Look, we get it. You're perfect. Always the Boy Scout, aren't you, Raymond?
Yeah, well, I can say the same thing about you being an assassin.
Well, if we're being honest, then let me get something off of my chest.
Let's all just take a deep breath, shall we?
You think that you're such a big hero, Ray? Without that fancy suit, you're nothing but a self-righteous rich guy.
Greetings Dr. Heywood! I am the ship's artificial consciousness.
Gideon, we need you to tell us where Rip is.
I'm afraid I have no idea. But I would be happy to play his final message for you all.
Final message?
[through a holographic recording] Sorry for stranding you all throughout history, but it was the only way to save you. Ah, you know what they say - a captain must never abandon his ship. Well, neither shall I abandon hope of seeing you all again someday. Somewhere in time. As flawed and unruly as you are individually, together you are the best crew, the best team a captain could ever hope for. So... stick together. And remember: history is yours now, my dear Legends. Good luck!
Are there any other felons on your team?
No, no—
Yes. [Points at Sara] She's an assassin. But never convicted, right?
Well, I gotta admit, watching your team work like a well-oiled machine kinda makes me feel like I'm doing this whole hero thing all wrong.
If it's any consolation, Dr. Palmer, you're not really a hero.
With all due respect, Raymond, I think there's a reason Mr. Tyler just naturally assumed I was in charge.
Yeah, because Mr. Tyler is from 1942, and you're some old white dude.
You don't have the authority.
Yes, she does. Ms. Lance speaks for all of us. I have watched her become the beating heart and steady hand of this team. She is the proper person to lead us. If she says that we are going to rescue our people, that is what we are going to do.
My dad used to tell me bedtime stories about you. You're a hero to me.
I'm a hero to a lot of people. That's the job.
Masako's supposed to marry the shogun Tokugawa Iemitsu.
Yeah, met him. Not a fan.
Well, the reason he sticks out in the history books is because he likes to murder his wives, and I can't leave Masako to his mercy.
Especially since he stole my Atom suit.
Exactly. Wait, what? You let the shogun steal a 21st century super suit?
After I crash-landed, trying to rescue you.
And how does the shogun even know how to operate your Atom suit?
I designed it so an idiot could use it.
An idiot does.
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