So, I was thinking maybe later we could...
Try blindfolding you?
Stop reading my mind, or it's gonna get awesome!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
That thing's as real as Santa.
Shh! Gary's in the room!
I mean, I'm already a blind, time-traveling paragon who can see the future, so we might as well add wannabe god to the list.
DDion
Dude, back before people had free will, the gods were always reigning in the party, But look at me now!... Found a place where the party doesn't stop, and I haven't left since. Honestly, they worship me here, and they don't even know that I'm the party god.
How'd the mission go? You immortal sorority girls yet?
I need a drink.
Mmm, the refreshing sound of failure.
You don't have to impress these idiots, these leeches. You're twice the person they'll ever be.
LLita
You fought a demon dog! And these people think they’re better than us because they have whales on their shorts? What do you say we find a way to piss off some rich kids?
I like the sound of that.
We're immortal, and we're superheroes, and we have to wait for the bus.
So exactly how far is it to London?
Well, according to my phone, it says 275.8.
Miles or kilometers?
Does it matter? It's far.
And a reformed thief turned romance novelist.
Who you calling reformed?
I'll join you. But I have some demands.
LLachesis
Demands, really?
Yeah. Now I've experienced life on Earth again, some things have gotta change, like prunes. Disgusting, I want them gone. And dogs? They should stay puppies forever. Oh, and there's just one more thing. I want to bring my mother back to life.
Okay, fine, but this is only temporary because as far as I am concerned, we are co-captains for life.
Always.
Opening voiceover by Rip
In 2166 an immortal tyrant named Vandal Savage conquered the world and murdered my wife and child. I have assembled an elite team to hunt him throughout time and stop his rise to power. Unfortunately my plan is opposed by the body I'd sworn my allegiance to, the Time Masters. In the future my friends may not be heroes, but if we succeed they'll be remembered as Legends.
Opening voiceover
How will we be remembered? Will it be for saving the world twice? Nope! We're the team who broke time. That's right, history has been torn to shreds. Which means it's up to us to put it back together again, piece by piece. Fixing these so-called anachronisms before we get torn to shreds. So please, don't call us heroes. We're Legends.
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