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D.A. Adam Schiff: What does your gut tell you?
Stone: Put 'em in a dungeon, put 'em on a wheel, and annihilate 'em.

Delivery Man: Look man, you know how hard it is to get work? I keep my eyes closed, I keep my job.
Greevey: What about your ears?
Delivery Man: Sure, I hear stuff.
Greevey: What kind of stuff?
Delivery Man: Like guys that talk don't talk for very long. Look, I've seen Godfather I, II, and III.

Dr. Edward Auster: Well, people like to believe that medicine is pure science. Medicine is a science. But doctors know it's also a lottery.

Dr. Edward Auster: When you practice medicine, Mr. Stone, sometimes the patient dies.
Stone: And when you're a lawyer, Dr. Auster, some of the people you prosecute are convicted.

Dr. Edward Auster: You solve every case you work on?
Logan: We can tell a felony from a traffic ticket.
Dr. Edward Auster: Look, a patient walks in with a headache. She could have a subarachnoid hemorrhage, a berry aneurysm, a retro-orbital tumor...or does she just have a headache? Do you give her an aspirin? Or do you saw open her skull?
Greevey: You make this speech at funerals?

Dr. Raza: My children want to stay in this country, my wife wants to stay, and to stay, all I have to do is to be perfect all the time!
Mike Logan: Well you, uh, fell a little short of perfection on Suzanne Morton's chart.

Drew McDaniel: [testifying in court about his kidney being taken] People talk about feeling violated when some punk breaks into their apartment and steals a TV set. I felt raped.

Elizabeth Hendrick: Art would be much more pleasant if we didn't have to deal with artists.

Eugenia Rawlings: [about Logan] Are you in charge of this ape?
Greevey: My cross to bear.

Gary Pardee: Don't make me testify. It'll ruin my career. I'm perfect for young dad parts in commercials.

Gordon Schell: It's a crime of passion, Stone. Pure and simple.
Stone: A crime of passion is never pure, and it's certainly not simple.

Greevey: [in a lot filled with exhumed corpses] What have we got so far?
Logan: Masucci's greatest hits.

Greevey: [on Jasmine being bailed out quickly] Look at that. In and out.
Logan: Just like work.

Greevey: [reading a personal ad] MBBF.
Logan: Male bisexual bondage freak?

Greevey: And guess who it was registered to?
Stone: Himes, Gilbert?
Logan: Nope. And not to Ralston, Janet, either.
Stone: [surprised] Ralston, Alan?!?! Great. He was killed with his own gun.