MMobster
[after finding a body in his freezer] I even called around. 'Hey, did anybody whack dis guy what's in my freezer?'
“His hour upon the stage” · Season 2, Episode 11
In this episode: Mike Logan (1), Paul Robinette (1), Phil Cerreta (1)
JSJudge Silver
Have we got a clerk here? Is he on break or what? [reads docket] The People vs. Gary Wallace. The charge is murder, second degree. Is the defendant ready to enter a plea?
CCobb
Your Honor, if it pleases the court...
JSJudge Silver
Mr. Cobb, you couldn't please this court if you danced an Irish jig on your fingertips. Can we get a plea?
WWallace
Not guilty.
JSJudge Silver
Somebody talk to me about bail.
CCobb
Your Honor, a five-year old crime ... My client is a respected businessman.
JSJudge Silver
Whose car was used in the crime, counselor. Mr. Robinette?
The People request 200,000, your honor. All cash.
JSJudge Silver
Mr. Robinette, do you know me to be vindictive? Bond'll be fine. 300,000. [bangs gavel] Where's my clerk?!
You know, there's a lesson in this. Never fall in love with an actress.
Rex Harrison said it. They never stop acting.
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