Do you think a lot of cops are gay?
No way, man. The department's got a special test. They look you in the eye, and if your left eye blinks before your right eye, they know you're gay. [blinks at Greevey with his left eye]
“The Reaper's Helper” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Benjamin Stone (3), Mike Logan (1), Max Greevey (1)
JCJack Curry
What gives you the right to decide how I should live the rest of my life?
Unfortunately, you did. Not once, not twice, but three times.
[A defendant has just punched Stone in the jaw]
It only hurts when I prosecute.
CCurry
This wasn't a prosecution, it was a warning, wasn't it? To anyone else thinking about a mercy killing. What gave you the right to use me?
Unfortunately, you did. Not once, not twice, but three times.
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