The porn world is gonna be in mourning tonight.
I wonder what they fly at half-mast.
“Publish and Perish” · Season 15, Episode 21
In this episode: Fontana (3), Falco (2), Lt. Van Buren (1)
Now, this may come as a surprise, but I know all about Samantha Savage.
Why, Lieutenant.
Please. I've got two teenage boys. She's huge on the web. A top-tier adult video star. Her autobiography came out a couple of months back, bestseller.
Next thing you're gonna tell me, she's on Oprah's Book Club.
HDHelen DeVries
Samantha Savage was a home video hooker who couldn't write a sentence if you spotted her the noun and the verb. I came up with the idea for the book, found the ghostwriter, edited the manuscript, chose the cover art. I took that silicone-stuffed bimbo and turned her into a best-selling author. How does she repay me? By taking her follow-up how-to sex manual to Knopf.
So you made her a success, and she runs off to the competition?
HDHelen DeVries
In a nutshell.
That would have made me mad as hell.
HDHelen DeVries
Oh, you have no idea.
[McCoy informs Ms. DeVries she may serve a life sentence for killing Samantha Savage.]
DDeVries
Life? Are you retarded?
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