You really will do anything to win, won't you?
I had to discredit her.
So she was just collateral damage.
[harshly] Yeah.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
SCSamuel Cain
Do you know what your success rate is as a prosecutor?
No, I've no idea. I don't keep a record of it
SCSamuel Cain
Let me tell you. It's 93%
SCSamuel Cain
Are you proud of those results?
I'd be happier if it was 100.
[regarding doctors' notes of a dead patient] Basically, we could be dealing with another Dr. Crippen, and I just would not have a clue. Although, look. Judging from some of the handwriting, I'd say half these doctors were serial killers, anyway.
I think we ought to arrange a rendezvous with Deep Throat. [Matt practically purrs] Not the porn film. [Matt chuckles]
So basically, Dr. Grant is going for the Shaggy defense.
"It wasn't me"?
Exactly. [off Matt's look] What? Young person's music, Matty. My girls keep me with it!
You were doing really well. Until you said with it.
So this man has been passing himself off as a doctor at a major London teaching hospital for nearly two years.
Reassuring, isn't it? Put on a white coat, stethoscope, people believe anything you say.
[to Jake, good-naturedly] Bit like a wig and a gown
Too right. I've been getting away with it for years.
You realize the Prime Minister had his adenoids removed at the Alderman (Hospital)?
I remember the press conference. He was very impressed by the staff's professionalism.
[amused] Well, that's come back to bite him.
Well and truly.
Snatching a kid from a ride in front of his own mum. This bastard's got balls.
Yeah, and I know what I'd like to do with them
If the dads taken the kid then hopefully he's safe.
[sarcastically] Yeah, cos dad's never hurt their own kids, do they...
Being away from his kids can break a dad's heart.
You don't know how it feels not to see your own kids, Matt.
[offers Ronnie his sandwich which - unusually - he turns down, making Matt realise something is wrong.] Sarah still not returning your calls...?
Well, you've never had the pleasure of walking down the aisle, Matty.
I wish you were my dad
Not sure my daughters would agree.
My eldest daughter Sarah, she's about your age, she's expecting a baby
You're gonna be a grandad?
If she lets me. She's not returning my calls.
Why not?
Cos the dad she remembers chose a bottle of whiskey over her.
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