Law & Order: Special Victims Unit quotes

We ready to party?

Sure, doc. But first - we double your pleasure, you double our order.

Kim

Daddy's gonna wake up. We're gonna hug him. We are gonna be so thankful he didn't die.

This time.

Kim

He did drive all the way from Georgia when I called.

You're his daughter. That's what parents are supposed to do.

Kim

I know it's hard to forgive him. But can I tell you something I learned in group, when I was in prison? Most inmates come from toxic parents. But if you're gonna heal, you need to love something about where you came from.

Ballerina getting nailed in a tutu. It's a whole genre. But what isn't these days? Rule 34, am I right?

Benson

Depending on where this goes, they could be looking at prison time.

That does not work. We have a premiere in three days. We're talking hundreds of jobs, weeks of rehearsal, millions of dollars on the line...

Benson

Piece of advice? I'd set aside some time for understudies.

It's like my friend Hudson says. Straight male, can't fail. Gay men, it depends. But girls in ballet? Do what we say.

You here to talk to me about Dehlia? Poor kid.

You knew what was happening?

Honey, everybody knows.

And no one says anything?

It's a straight male world - we just dance in it.

I spent my whole life in that world. To leap high, to spin in midair, to feel the rush of an ovation. It's the only dream I've ever had. But now, I imagine dancing onstage, and the only thing I can think about is everybody in the audience leering at me on the Internet. And that... that's never going away, is it?

[about Chase] He's protesting way too much. He asked me to give him my word I'd keep him in the loop.

Benson

I'm so sorry.

So am I. I have a sick feeling that those donations had nothing to do with the Lord.

The separation of the payments was Sister Sherry's idea. I don't recall this last one. I'd say to ask her but we already know you can't trust a word she says. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a sermon to write.

Benson

About yielding not to temptation?

No. About forgiveness.

Why is this girl lying? Huh? Why does she want to hurt us?

[quietly] There's a video.

I don't believe it. I wanna see it.

Laura, I don't think...

This is my husband's life, Christian. I wanna see it!

Thank God. It's not him.

Laura...

It's a fake! It's not Del. You have to tell them. Tell them!

What reason would this girl have to lie? And the payments to her and her family? $250,000! I can't make this go away!

If you can't, then our relationship is over. No one in our church will speak to you or your wife or your little daughter again.

It's not the first time I've been cast out. It's a recurring theme.

Fin

Hey, listen, don't take it personally. There's a reason they call them a flock. They'll never leave him.

[about Mitchell] He's a risk analyst in Midtown. Never married, boring-ass Facebook...

Fin

He's a loser. No wonder he needs an app to get a date.

Fin, not everyone is as magnetic as you.

So, no motive, no evidence? I need something to get a subpoena.

Benson

Carisi, tell the judge that it's your cop instincts.

Except I'm an ADA now.

I'd offer you a beer, but what's the etiquette for guys illegally searching your apartment?

Fin

We have a warrant, but keep talkin'. Maybe you'll say something useful.

If I could just tell the doctors what you gave her... I'll say it was me. What was it, Roofies, or...?

Are you kidding me? Roofies? You think I went to Date Rape Depot and ordered a box?