Law & Order: Criminal Intent · Season 1
You really beat the old man good, didn't you?
Well, that's how I beat all my men on the court, Coach-- head fake.
The way you talk about the game, it's just as well you stopped playing. You got no love for it.
[Uniforms take the Coach away in cuffs.]
Well, he's hardly one to talk.
No, he's right. I stopped loving the game, when I saw it-- it wasn't getting me what I wanted.
I would have thought the police knew better than to put stock in an anonymous letter. I assume that since you didn't bother to inform Mrs. Whitney of the exhumation, that this letter also names her as a suspect.
Like you said, we know better than to put stock in anonymous letters.
You're interrupting a very important evening.
We could come back tomorrow....
That would be so much better.
Yeah. But since we're here--
What the hell are you imagining? I'm interested in her acting. I signed her own as a student four weeks ago.
[Copying a mime taking place in the other room] Do you have a lot of students in their 60s?
No.
50s, 40s--
I'm guessing 25 is the cutoff for actresses. 26 if they're pretty.
Money's just been flying out of her pocket. Dance lessons, voice coaches--
She's servicing a long-suppressed ambition.
To star in the uptown Y's production of Mame?
[Describing a person they've just met] And the facial tic-- it's, uh, disarming. The more anxious he gets, the worse it gets. If it's like most simple motor tics, it developed in early childhood.
[To Eames] See what you missed?
[Eames sighs]
[Reviewing the photocopy of a donation Eames made during a recent First Responders benefit]
Here's the check for the First Responders benefit, front and back.
[Reading over her shoulder] Five hundred bucks. Who's Terry?
My date.
[Deakins and Goren look at her.]
Well, what was I supposed to do while I was pregnant? Sit home and knit?
[Upon discovering that a donation paid to benefit one group was used to pay for party favors for a wildlife benefit several months prior]
So Harvey's having to rob Peter to pay the pandas.
[Goren is prevented for the third time from trying to enter Mrs. Gruenwald's apartment.]
You are tough, Mrs. Gruenwald, 'cause normally Detective Eames and I, we'd be in the living room by now.
[Coming from a bail hearing] Now I know what a cattle auction feels like.
[At a rehearsal for Mrs. Whitney's one-woman show.]
Larry, I think I should be nearer to the edge of the stage. I want to fix them with my eyes. I want to frighten them.
Take my word for it, Marion. If they're here tonight, they'll be frightened.
[As she is being arrested] You can't do this to me. This can't be happening to me.
Sorry. Looks like you forgot your ruby slippers.
I think Harvey will like jail. Well, it's where all the famous people are these days.
[Goren and Eames find a black briefcase in a garbage can after looking over a victim who was killed by a bomb.]
[Turns away] I'm going to get the bomb guys.
[Reaches in to grab a tag off the briefcase.] There's an ID tag on the briefcase.
[Eames attempts to stop him, then closes her eyes and puts her head in her hand.]
[Reading] It's B&C Copier Systems. Ernie Dominguez. [He turns it to show Eames.]
It's so nice to be back.
[Going through the victim's closet.]
Three ties-- clip-ons.
In case they get caught in the rollers of the copier. He's careful.
He should've worn a clip-on bomb.
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