Just, um, one dance before you go?
MMargie
Oh, I'm supposed to meet someone.
So is everyone. Who are you waiting for, Prince Charming or Valiant?
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Donnie and his lawyer are alone in the interrogation room, waiting]
DDonnie
[to his lawyer] Must have got lost on a donut run.
[entering] I heard that.
[Goren has gotten Margie to admit that Donnie was part of the bank holdups by showing he had poisonous pills in his pocket. Margie and Donnie are then taken away.]
[eating one of the pills] It's vitamin C.
I watched you very carefully, detective, but I missed you slipping them into his pocket.
Maybe because you watched the wrong detective? [Goren and Eames leave Carver to ponder that.]
You look angry, Mr. Buchanan.
BBuchanan
"Angry" doesn't come close to describing how I feel.
Doctor, tell me something. When you decide to dump this stuff, what do you do, flip a coin? Heads Asia, tails Africa?
HMrs. Heaton
[to Goren] You ask the weirdest questions.
You have no idea.
You cut a human being in half, Brian. How good does that make you?
[after all the guilty parties have been arrested]
Any bets which one the media will paint as the lesser evil?
There's no such animal.
"Transference Be-Bop"?
Those are psychotherapeutic terms. He was seeing a shrink.
Been better off seeing a lyricist.
This family makes me want to go home and kiss my wife.
You snatched the victory from the jaws of your mother. Showed your parents just how smart you really are.
CCamilla
They know, they raised me.
Raised you? Wolves would've done a better job.
You'd think two people with their credentials and education could raise a perfect child.
They thought they did. That's the problem.
EBElizabeth Bennett
[to her son] You are nothing but a common criminal!
There's nothing common about your son. Or his crime.
She took everything away from you. Everything that you loved. But she gave you this. She gave you the... the drive to develop this skill.
JBJames Bennett
[softly] Yes.
And the venom to use it. Use it to cheat. And to kill. She gave you that.
JJames
Yes, Mother. That's what you gave me.
She worshiped a saint and raised a sinner.
The sinner raised himself.
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