Hey girls - how about a little TV and Bosco before we retire?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I really wish we’d lived back when nobody talked. We’d never run out of things to say.
[Referring to ribs] Just the way the customers like them… lean and greasy.
Hello!
You mean to tell me that the ball in a ball game is made from a pony?!?
I'll go to this ball game... but I'll be rooting for the ball!
Of course, a silent movie! That’s why we’s never heard of them!
Here. Sorry I broke your lettuce.
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