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Since when do you speak Chinese?
Mandarin.
Mandarin.
Since I learned eighty percent of high rollers were Chinese.
Oh. So how did you land Zhao? I thought he only played in Monte Carlo.
I found out his daughters go to school in New York and he doesn't get to see them very often, so I organized...
So you organized a little reunion. Very nice.
Xie-xie.
I want to start working again.
But you don't need a job, I mean what the heck would you do anyway?
Something...that would allow me to interact with other human beings. I mean, ever since Delinda left the house I...do you have any idea what I do all day? I go to the club, if I'm not at the club, I go to the spa.
(laughs) I know a lot of people who'll want that job.
Ed (to Danny): You need some sleep.
I told you that I don't sleep anymore.
Why?
Because there's nobody left to watch my back. They're all dead. (shudders) Every single one of them.
It is completely abnormal for grown men to paint smiles and frowns on their faces with bright colors.
You know, Daddy, one would've thought that the CIA might have diagnosed your coulrophobia and done something about it.
(laughs) Okay. So...you have a little problem with clowns, big guy?
(Delinda and Sam laugh)
Shut up.
(Delinda and Sam stop laughing)
[to Mary after she flirted with a guy to get him to help them] Brother? Can't you even pretend to be my wife?
What is wrong with these rich college kids? What, is there some kind of jackass gene that kicks in?
Yeah, there is.
Can I ask you a question?
[sighs] Yes, I've done it with a girl, but only once. Okay, twice.
No! That's too much information!
Mr. Deline, if you don't put away that cell phone, you will be in contempt of court and will spend Valentine's Day in jail with a cellmate named "Bubba".
Also, Burt thinks that your breasts are lucky.
Why is everyone so fascinated by my breasts?
You're kidding, right?
Would either of you want me on the jury?
Nah!
Sam. Have you seen Seth? I'm really worried about him.
Delinda, he's an adult.
He shows up this sweet, unspoiled country boy and now I've turned him into some sort of --
American?
Oh, God.
Yeah. Listen, there's this thing. I'm not sure if you've heard of it or not. It's called personal responsibility.
Yeah, but he's overdoing it. And it's all my fault.
Good. Everyone overdoes it. That's why we're here.
Yeah, but he's picking up slutty girls.
That's excellent, actually. He wears the Boy George hats, but he's not gay.
And he's drinking like a fish.
Helps kill the slutty girl germs.
So you gave up on Bon Jovi, huh?
He's more interested in John Elway.
You do realize he's a happily married man.
I know. I was just hoping he'd write a song about me. You know, like Leila, and Angie, and Michelle. Delinda.
Do you really have a genius I.Q.?
[nods] Mhmm.
That is truly frightening.
Well, it's not like I work with nuclear weapons or anything. Although I do like to blow things up.
Do you know what it's like to have Big Ed Deline breathing down your neck every second of the day?
Well, yeah.
That's right. I forgot. He did catch us in bed. It was fun. We should do it again sometime.
You know, Danny, I haven't seen Samantha Marquez here.
That's because she's not here.
She seems to have disappeared with all her clients, which I don't have to tell you means millions of dollars to the Montecito's bottom line. I need those clients here on opening night.
Nobody has seen or heard from Sam since she left.
Well, given your impressive background, I don't think you're going to have too much trouble tracking her down.
Well you don't know Sam. If she doesn't want to be found, she won't be.
What is she, all of four foot nothing? Find her!
Even if I did find her, what if she doesn't want to come back?
Then I'll poach her clients.
If that bitch thinks that she is going to get away with this, she has another think coming!
It looks like she already has.
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