Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County quotes

So are you going out solo tonight or do you have dates?

We’re always solo.

No ball and chain?

No. No ball and chain whatsoever.

Stephen

So what did you think?

Kristin

Well I mean I didn’t really do much.

Stephen

If you do again you have to promise me that you’ll actually like wanna do it. So we don’t like waste our time.

Kristin

Sorry for wasting your time Stephen.

Stephen

You didn’t waste my time, it just seemed like you were wasting your time.

Kristin

Okay, whatever. Then I don’t like it.

Stephen

You wanna go? [She nods] All right, let’s go.

Kristin

Thanks for taking me surfing.

Christina

I don’t know. I mean, senior year’s been so fun.

It’s like, I’m so nervous, because like if I don’t get in, I’ve worked for this my whole entire high school.

Christina

Aren’t you so excited to open it?

I’m so nervous Christina, you know?

Christina

Yeah.

This is my only choice school. It’s the only school I applied to. Like if I don’t get in, then I’m still gonna go up there. I’m still gonna be a part of the scene because I’m not staying here. That’s for sure.

Christina

Yeah.

I’m getting out of the bubble. Like I wanna be around those people, I wanna be around people with the same standards and I wanna get out of this party scene and stupid kids screwing up on their parent’s money.

Christina

Okay, open it.

Okay, ready?

Christina

Just do it.

“Dear Morgan, thank you for selecting Brigham Young University for your undergraduate education. Your application has been carefully + thoughtfully reviewed. Because of the high number of competitive students applying to BYU, we regret to inform you that we are unable to offer you admissions”.

Christina

Oh no.

What am I supposed to do now?

Christina

It’s okay. Give me a hug. Come here. It’s okay.

I’m not staying here. I’m not gonna stay in Laguna Beach, you know?

Christina

I know exactly how you feel.

This sucks. This totally sucks.

This is gonna be an adventure for me. Do you think Stephen could be in a jealous rage again?

Kristin

With Stephen, you never know.

Feta cheese? [Kristin laughs] Feta cheese?

Kristin

I told you, they don’t even know what it is. Feta it’s...

You know what this is? It’s like goat.

Kristin

[laughs] Told you. You guys, just get out. You don’t even know like anything about cooking. Just get out.

Hey. I’ll have my pasta without feta cheese please.

Kristin

It doesn’t go on the pasta, dumbass.

Hey Stephen.

Stephen

Yeah?

Wanna go to Jack In The Box?

Kristin

Shut up. You guys are so mean.

So we’ll make an entrance and then we’ll just leave early.

Okay. Can we stay for like 10 minutes?

No, we can stay for at least a half an hour. Personally I would like to support Trey because I think what he’s doing is really cool.

I really like the idea of AYA, the Active Young America thing.

Me too.

I think it’s cool. I will give them money because I think it’s cool.

So you’ll give them money, but you won’t give them like an hour of your time?

Well I just don’t like the whole like hippie, lets play guitar and sing soul songs.

Kristin

I hate Stephen. No. Anytime I’m not like all over him, he freaks out and doesn’t know how to act or anything. It pisses me off.

Kristin

Last night with Stephen was really, really weird.

Why?

Kristin

It wasn’t so weird, it was just like, I don’t know.

What did you cook for them last night?

Kristin

[laughs] Um, like bow tie pasta with chicken and Alfredo sauce. It tasted like feet.

A lot of fun, juggling these two girls around?

Stephen

No, I’m not juggling two girls around.

Okay.

Stephen

Me and Lauren, it’s interesting and at the same time it’s kinda weird. It’s not like it’s complicated as with me and Kristin, so...

Predicament.

Stephen

Yup.

[unable to find cell service] Doesn’t my fucking phone know I need to make a phone call?

Stephen

I wanna get the hell out of here so bad. I wish it was August 25 right now. My first day of school. We’re gonna have so much fun at school.

I wanna go right now. I just wanna leave.

Stephen

I wanna leave so bad. I’m not trying to bring anything up, but there’s so many things I wish I could take back and just like not have happened.

Like what?

Stephen

Like I don’t regret that we ever hooked up or anything like that, we became better friends from that, but like I regret the situation I got put into.

For a really long time, I did regret everything. I mean, it was like fun while it lasted. But it just almost wasn’t worth it because of all the shit we went through.

Stephen

It’s so standard. I learned a lot though. Like I’m glad I went through it, like the one time.

Don’t lie to two girls that are gonna end up, you know having the same friends.

Stephen

I am trying. What do you suggest I do to have fun?

Stephen, if you wanted someone, you could have them. Yeah you could.

Kristin

[in her car after smoke starts coming out the hood] It's gonna explode!

I wanna get out. I wanna get out. Im really scared right now!

Notice every person that honks is driving a nice car.

Kristin

BMW, Mercedes, fucking Range Rovers. Yeah!

It's fate telling you, you need to get a new car.

Kristin

Exactly! I'm gonna be like Dad: You're Buddhist, you believe in that.

How far away are you and Stephen from each other?

Like 5 minutes.

Really? I think you guys are going to get married.

Uhm.

We're gonna be best friends.

That stuff happens, though, you're gonna like...

I don't wanna marry Stephen. [laughs] I don't want to be anything more than Stephen's best friend!

You would have pretty babies, your babies will be like the popular people at school.

Sweet, Jen!