Paul, Bradley and others in “Prom”

Well.

Well what? Where’s your mystery woman?

Oh, her! Oh, well, you know, she was great and, and it was great.

And?

And well, you know how it is. You know, we had a great evening and then, then she asked my phone number and she said she wanted to see me again and, well, you know what happens when you commit to another day then you end up like married with 18 kids in a mortgage.

She chucked you, didn’t she?

Yeah. She’s with Billy.

It was love at first sight.

Oh, I’m sorry.

That’s okay.

You know, the best way to deal the situation like that is to behave with dignity and grace.

Maturity. Good humour.

Yeah, you know what they say. Live and let live.

Look. There’s Rachel.

She’s with our date!

I’m gonna kill her. (pushing Jon and Bradley out of the way) Oi! Rachel!