Joni, Jo, Rachel and Tina and others in “Prom”

Mmm. George Clooney’s eyes. The new George Clooney’s smile. And he had George Clooney’s body. It was love at first sight.

Aw.

(sigh)

So why are you still with him?

Well, he didn’t quite have George Clooney’s wallet.

You don’t really believe in love at first sight, do ya?

Yeah, I do.

Has it ever actually happened to you?

No.

I had loved her face that once. That was quite nice.

My part of the third sight. Mmm. That was lovely.

Well, I’ve had love at no sight. Beat that.

How did you manage that?

Well, I met him on the internet. We exchanged romantic emails for months. He told me that he was a 45 year old millionaire with his own airplane, but then when I finally met him, he was a 14 year old squirrel with his own skateboard.

Yeah. Well, I think it’s a lot of old rubbish, anyway.

(to Jon) Well, you would.

I’ve had, I’ve had hate of first sight, a mild irritation, a second and, um, you’re not so bad after all at third. Does that count?

No.

Oh.

What’s the matter with him?

I have no idea.

Come on. Let’s go.

Where?

He said we’d write some more songs today. Remember?

Yeah, but what is the point?

There are all these good songs. We’ve got no record contract. We’ve got no money. Our agent is rubbish.

No proper gigs.

What about the prom?

All right. One proper gig.

Yeah. But our agent didn’t even get us there.

Yeah. Guys, I really don’t want us to be one of those bands who just do kids’ parties and old people’s retirement homes and bar mitzvahs.

We’re not going to do that.

No way.

Hey! Guess what, everyone? Our agent’s got us a gig out of a mitzvahs. What?

You see, we’ve gotta get a new agent.

I’m happy to help you with that.

Really? How?

Well, I had a bit of a thing with an agent one time.

Really? Was it love at first sight?

No. It was love at first smell. Or he had this great aftershave.