Paul, Tommy De Witt and others in “Misguided”

So, Tommy, tell me. What was it like jumping from that skyscraper to that helicopter in Random Violence?

Actually, that was my stunt double.

Oh.

How about that fantastic sword fight in, um… slashblade peninsula?

That was my fencing double.

Oh.

What about shooting those love scenes with Neve Campbell?

That was my body double.

Oh.

Tommy.

Yeah.

Um… Do you actually appear in any of your movies?

Hi. I’m Hannah.

And I am speechless. You wanna go out?

Yeah. Oh. But before we do, my friends wanna meet ya. This is Tina, Rachel and Jo.

Hi, Tina.

Hi.

Hi, Rachel.

Hi.

Hi, Jo.

Yeah. (falls on the floor)

Aha! All right. Um, time to go.