Professor Beazley, Bradley and others in “Clever Camp”

Have you all gone stark staring mad? What do you think you’re doing?

Well, we’re just having a laugh.

A laugh, and that’s funny, is it? Taking some of the finest young minds in the country and setting them to work on strategies for throwing flour around the kitchen.

Yeah. What strategies?

Look. Just chill out a bit, mate. I mean what is your problem? They were just having a bit of fun for once. That’s what kids do.

Fun. You call that fun. Throwing paint in each other’s hair. What’s the point in that?

There isn’t one?

And that’s the point.

I think you should all leave now, before you do any more damage.

Damage? Professor Beazley, did you see those kids’ faces? They were happy. They were really happy and why was that? Because for the first time in their entire life, they were, they were having fun. They were being kids. They were being funny, clever, inquisitive, smelly, messy kids. Now, do you understand what we’re trying to say here or do you want it in Latin first?

Come on. Let’s go.

Nice one. You’re almost forgiven. (kissing Paul’s cheek)