Jo, Paul and others in “Clever Camp”

Okay. Soak him.

All right. I admit it. I may have slightly exaggerated the order educational achievement, but I was only saying what we wanted to hear.

Yeah, but Oxford?

All I said is that we’ve been to Oxford which we have.

Only for one night, when we played at my niece Anna’s birthday party.

Did I say that would graduate it?

Yes, but now we have to play a concert of classical music!

Forget soaking. Drowning!

Look, look. I can explain!

Go on then. Explain.

You’re right. I can’t.

Look, we could try and bluff it. You know, improvise.

Improvise? You can’t improvise with classical music. It got rules.

Beazley made the performances part of the deal. No performance, no check.

On the other hand, rules were made to be broken.