DGDet. Gomez
[a pen with Kojak's name on it is found at a crime scene] Did you drop it?
[sarcastic] Yeah, but I can't remember whether I dropped it before or after I broke into the safe!
“Death Is Not a Passing Grade” · Season 1, Episode 13
In this episode: Lt. Theo Kojak (4), Capt. Frank McNeil (1)
DDelta
You are a really patient man, you know. [kisses Kojak on the cheek]
Hey eh, how come you talk so slow with your patient man and you kiss so fast?
DDelta
Oh, I don't always, do I?
[to Delta] And besides, with that lavender nightgown I saw you buy last week, you don't need an education, you need protection.
[about Caz] Okay, so now he's saying: he's smarter than you specifically. My own kid says it to me, flat out, right to my face. They want you to fight back, they seem to want that authority.
If anybody asks you where you took me, you tell them.
CCabbie
Right.
Don't make it easy, have them pay you for it.
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