“Last Rites for a Dead Priest” quotes from Kojak

Stones don't just turn into money, Gabe.

Oh no? Watch 'em.

Lt. Theo Kojak

You know Chubby, he's a dynamite talker. He could sell aluminium siding to a steel foundry.

Just to be on the safe side, is there anyone in the building you can trust?

The landlady. Yeah, she'd axe her own husband if Clyde gave her half a smile.

Lt. Theo Kojak

[on phone] Is that a fact, Officer Berkowitz? Aha. Yeah, well, Officer Berkowitz, by all means, drop it by. No, no, no, no, I wanna sign for this little package myself. And what was that name again, Officer Berkowitz? Aha, got it. And, eh, thank you, Officer Berkowitz. Hm-hm. [hangs up] Who whould a - That was Officer Berkowitz.

Hey, let me put it to you, Lieutenant. Do I look like the kind of a man who would keep company with a priest, huh? [snickers]

You'll be keeping company with the chaplain up at Sing-Sing for the next 20 or 30 years if you don't open up.

On an armed robbery rap? [laughs in his face]

Lt. Theo Kojak

[laughing as well] As an accessory to murder, coochy-coo.