That punk jockey ain't got a chance of beatin' Fang now!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You caused a lot of trouble when you were younger, but this is your chance to make up for it. Take that chance while you still can!
You know, Melman? Maybe you were right. I'll make it up for all the trouble I caused!
That grease monkey must've got out!
TTiff
Listen! According to this chemical analysis, the fuel in Fang's motorcycle couldn't have come from this planet.
I fear we are dealing with a monster.
What a surprise. It looks like our bad boy biker has been de-fanged by a rough-riding old-timer with a need for speed!
You can say all you want, Tiff. The important thing is that Fang is gone. Ooh, am I gonna be sore tonight...
[The Waddle Dees are marching to the mess hall to eat. When Escargoon is walking by, he sees Kirby walking among the various Dees. In the mess hall, the Waddle Dees take their seats and prepare to eat]
Alright Waddle Dees, dinner is served!
Poyoyoyo! [munches on food]
[Escargoon slithers over to where to Kirby was seated]
Well, caught you pink-handed, you mooch!
Poyo!
Hit the road, freeloader! This is the Waddle Dees' dinner! Hmm? [He saw the dinner that all the Waddle Dees were eating] Huh, HUH?! Baby string beans, spring rolls with asparagus tips, black truffle risotto, and a deluxe sushi platter?! [He ran to the king's throne room to tell him] SIIIRE!!
[Dedede was slurping on a cup of instant noodles in his throne room, when his panicked right-hand snail burst in through the doors]
Sire! Sire! You won't believe with those Waddle Dees! I just left him in the dining hall!
Good, don't bring em' in here cause it might kill my appetite.
While you slurp that slop, the Waddles Dees are having the feast. It's a gourmet meal with four different courses fit for a king.
[Dedede becomes extremely upset and he throw the cup of ramen noodles in Escargoon's face]
If it's fit for a king, how come I ain't gettin' any?! Grrr!
We're busy snickering, here!
[Escargoon stops King Dedede from barging in to his Waddle Dees' mess hall]
No, sire! I don't think you should go in the dining hall 'til you've calmed down!
I am calm and hungry too!
[grunts] Please, Majesty! This is not a good i..dea! You won't be able to control your temper or your appetite! [Pushing Dedede into backwards, grunting] We can't afford to upset the Waddle Dees, Majesty! They do all the work around here! Sire! Let it go! Back up!
Hey! Hold on. It don't make sense to me! How can that Waddle Dees eat gourmet grub when they don't got no mouths?
Huh.
[cut to Escargoon and King Dedede find out how Waddle Dee eat]
See? No mouth. Waddle Dees can't eat cause they ain't no place to shovel in food!
But, Sire, every living creature needs nourishment. [he runs off and he runs back with a cookie] Let's see if he eats this cookie!
[A Waddle Dee eats a cookie]
No way!
It absorbed the cookie!
Hey, how'd it do that? It's munchin' alright...
Wonder how it flosses...
That's weird.
[Waddle Dee gulps and he walks away]
They and great didn't even say "Thank you".
[rattling sound]
Yeah...How much does it cost?
Does what cost?
To feed them there Waddle Dees.
Huh!?
Them Waddle Dees gets one meal a day...just the same as I do!
Great! I'm sure I can cook up a winning bid. I already make food that costs next-to-nothing, and it tastes like it, too!
TTiff
You can't make a good meal for that money!
TTuff
Whoever wins will make food for the Waddle Dees.
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