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S1 E15Unfinished Business
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This is real art! I've never seen anything so breathtaking before! We have to tell everybody about 'em!
[points to a huge, cross-eyed version of himself] Right here, that's me. Since I'm what you'd call the star of this here paintin', I'm smack-dab in the middle! You'll note the perspecticles, and I put a big old impressionistic Sun [a red circle with lines coming off it] up there, see? [Points to his small castle, and a huge misshapen-looking Escargoon next to it] Right there is my castle, and right next to it is Escargoon. Note the lack of depth. [points to an awkwardly-angled version of Mayor Len Blustergas with noodle arms and two giant angry Pac-Man-like sheep behind him] This here's the Mayor being chased by his sheep. [points to a misshapen Kirby in the corner of the painting] And this here's Kirby. He's being chased by me! See, I drawed him all lumpy to express his inner lumpiness!
[angrily hopping up and down] POYO! POYOOOO!
Original art can get kinda step there, Big D. One alone could set you back a cool two mil'. Why not just order a monster who could paint for ya?
Ain't you done yet?
KDKing Dedede's portrait
What'd you think?
I'm see a thing! [He runs near the portrait, but the giant portrait of Dedede was materializing to life]
KDKing Dedede's portrait
I'll show you who's ruler 'round here!
Whatever he paints comes to life: even the most dangerous things.
Majesty, have you forgotten you're supposed to return these paintings in perfect condition?!
You must be cleaning this castle with your eye-shut. It's filthy! [He blows the dust at Escargoon]
[coughing] I dust this dump every day! I can't be a full-time housekeeper and a full-time lackey.
Well, you better find a way you out of here.
But sire, I need this rotten job.
It's time for my massage.
[Escargoon massaging Dedede on a back, grunting]
Quit wimpin' out. Pull a little muscle into.
How's this?
LOUSY! This is how you give a massage!
[screaming as Dedede stretching his arms] Uncle! [thuds] That wasn't too relaxing.
Guess I'll have to pull harder next time. [laying down on a beach lounge chair] Fetch me a toothpick and my monster catalogue.
[Escargoon scowls]
[Being serious] What you waiting for!?
Sorry, Sire. [He scurried]
My monster catalogue.
Ugh. I've forgot. [He scurried again]
Magnifying glasses.
Sorry, Sire. [He scurried once again] Here.
I want me a cup of tea.
[He scurried again once more] Yes, Sire.
Too cold.
Right. [He keep scurried]
Too hot.
[He scurried slowly, panting] The King's runnin' me ragged here! I wish he'd give me some time off to take a trip! [He tripped on a carpet as the cup of tea spilled on his head, screamed in pain] Hot tea! Hot tea! Hot tea! Hot tea!
Escargoon!
His Highness does care about me. Oh, Si..[Getting hitted by Dedede's mallet]
You spilled tea on my carpet!
But Sire, I'm bound to make mistakes when you overwork me and don't give me a break.
Well if you fooled up again I'll give you plenty of breaks from head to toe.
Hmph! You snail-driver! I'm tired of being harassed, tired of being insulted, and tired of being tired!
Escargoon! This your pea-brained idea of a joke?!
No, Sire. I built this robot to make life easier for us both. Escar-droid will be at your command twenty four hours a day!
That robot was built sturdy, but it only took a day for me to bust its bolts.
EDEscar-Droid
MUST. CRUSH. KIRBY.
NMN.M.E. Salesman
Escargoon's droid has now transformed itself from a peaceful servant robot into a lethal combat robot; fully armed and ready to do battle!
[warning Dedede] Just don't touch it!
I hate it when you tell me "Don't". That means I gotta do! [He hits Escargoon with his mallet] Let's see. [He presses the button of Escar-Droid]
BBonkers
Look for him.
You want me to tell you Kirby's future?
BBonkers
Kirby, in here?
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