TTuff
That sure was some explosion!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Dear, perhaps we should build a float.
It's a wonderful idea, darling, but I'd feel a lot safer if we knew what the King was planning to do with his new monster.
That monster's a pyrotechnomaniac!
The old year has ended, and to officially welcome in the new year, we're proud to present the brand new Cappy Town celebration; our first annual Float and Firework Show!
It's almost midnight! So ten...
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...9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... [fireworks occur behind Parasol Kirby] HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Pappy! [waves to everybody as fireworks shaped like the sentence A HAPPY NEW YEAR appear behind him]
TTiff
Papa, isn't it suspicious that the King's acting so nice all the sudden?
The King's had plenty of Cappies over to the castle before, but it was always to the dungeon.
[about Mike Kirby] He's gonna sing!
Uh-oh.
[about Mike Kirby's singing] It's like he's scraping a chalkboard! I can't take it! I'm sending Kirby back...
This attack is far too dangerous! I'm afraid Microphone Kirby's singing...may be his worst attack of all!
TTiff
Now you tell me!
TTuff
Kirby, doesn't your stomach ever get tired?
[After Tuff hits a rock in the road which causes Kirby to get thrown out of the vehicle, and later lands on King Dedede's head after him and Escargoon jump into a river to get away]
I GOTTA GET THAT GOOFBALL!!!!!
TTiff
Tuff, I almost got run over! You should stick to a tricycle!
You and I were married forty years ago today. That's why I wanted to win so badly!
[Kawasaki throws the Gira extract, which bounces off Chef Shiitake, then off the wall... and into Kirby’s mouth, and he swallows it.]
TTiff
No, Kirby, don’t eat that!
[The sclera in Kirby’s eyes turned purple due to the Gira extract taking effect.]
TTuff
W-what’s gonna happen?!
TTiff
I don’t even wanna think about it!
[Kirby walks over and grabs a fork and knife, and does a happy skip in place, but when he sees King Triple-D, he sees him as a nice roast turkey, then he sees Escargoon as a plate of escargot with lemon slices, then Mayor Len and his wife as hot dogs, Lady Like and Sir Ebrum’s heads as soft serve, and the other Cappies as various food items.]
[Kirby runs up and gives chase to his majesty and his right-hand snail.]
[Sir Ebrum and Mayor Len try to intervene.]
Control yourself, Kirby!
[Kirby was still imagining them as food, so then a few more joined the chase.]
[Cut to the king and Escargoon being chased by a food-dazed Kirby in the hallways of Castle Dedede.
Keep away from me!
[Then King Dedede runs in his personal phone booth, leaving Escargoon outside.]
Hey!
[The king proceeds to dial the N.M.E. Sales Guy.]
S.O.S.! I need an emergency download here!
Chill, 3-D. I’ll just charge extra for the express service.
I don’t care, just hurry up!
Groovy.
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