KKine
Hey, Tiff! This is a friend of mine, and I asked him to catch these guys for ya!
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TTuff
He wants us to treat him bad so he can complain?
TTiff
I guess otherwise Tokkori wouldn't be Tokkori.
TTuff
Hey, Tiff, it's Kine.
TTiff
Careful, Kine, or you'll end up somebody's dinner.
KKine
Don't talk to me that way. It frightens me! I had nightmares of waking up with a side order of fries.
TTiff
Well... that's just nature kind. Sometimes, one species has to eat the other.
KKine
Is that what would happen if a fisherman caught me?
TTuff
Sure it is! You'd be a sushi special.
KKine
[freaking out] SUSHI!?!?
Sushi poyo!
Holy cow! Look at the size of that thing!
What kind of creature is it?
TTiff
That's a whale. This book says whales are the largest living mammals. They breathe through a blowhole in the top of their heads.
Absolutely fascinating.
KKine
Hey there, folks! I just heard some bad news from one of my pals down here. Says there's a baby whale that's been reported missing from its mama!
Now, listen up here, Cappies! We're about to set sail on a whale watchin' cruise. It's free and you get to see real whales!
Well, he's finally pickin' on someone his own size.
We like our tours to get up close and personal.
TTiff
How up close and personal can you get? What could be next? A tour inside her stomach?
Hey, that's not such a bad idea.
TTiff
It's spouting.
What's that mean?
TTiff
Whales don't have gills, so they can't breathe like fish do. Watch out! I told you, you're getting too close! It's dangerous!
[laughs] This'll get me the cover of Natural Geographic!
See that? That big hunk o' blubber's a menace to society! That whale oughtta be in jail.
You're right, Sire. We have to capture it. It's a danger to us all!
TTuff
HEY!
TTiff
What's wrong?
TTuff
We saw what you're hidin' down there. Nets and harpoons and stuff for catching whales!
[angrily] Poyo!
TTiff
For catching whales?!
Aww. Guess we've been found out. Escargoon?
Aye aye, Sire. [presses a button and Dedede's boat reveals its true form as a whaling ship]
TTiff
This isn't a tour boat. It's a whaling ship!
[laughing] Time to start whalin'!
TTiff
We can't just leave this junk here.
Hmm. She's got a point.
I suppose it's part of our civic duty.
KKine
Sire, that isn't an island.
TTiff
Not an island? Then what...
Yeah? Well what do ya call it, then?
Where are we? What kind of island is this?!
TTiff
That isn't an island at all. You just brought whale watching to a whole new level!
What's goin' on?!
Talk about a blowhard!
TTiff
Isn't it great? When you show respect for all creatures, who knows what wonderful things you can learn?
Poyo poyo! Poyo!
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