Okay, Cappies, let's get started! The first thing you need to know about eco-touring is that it's rough stuff, so don't expect to get pampered like a bunch of primaballeroonies! Now everybody grab a backpack and let's get the lead out!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
That there falls is gonna make a whopper of a water hazard.
This eco-tour hikin' isn't any fun at all.
TTiff
That isn't true. It's even more fun because it's educational.
[chuckles] I hope she keeps on buggin' everybody. Pretty soon, they'll hate her more than they hate us!
Yeah, that kid's pricklier than a hive a' hornets.
[Chief Bookem is in the process of cutting down a tree when Tiff, Tuff, and Kirby suddenly take notice and start running at him]
TTiff
NOOOO! Don't cut that tree!
[Too late; Chief Bookem suddenly reacts in terror as the tree he cut starts falling down in front of Tiff]
TTuff
Tiff, look out!
[the tree crashes down and lands in front of her as she dodges out of the way]
TTuff
What do you think you're doin'?!
TTiff
Dumping garbage was bad enough, but now cutting down trees?! I won't let you continue this tour!
[King Dedede and Escargoon look at each other and nod to each other in delight]
Listen up! Due to complaints, this 'ere tour's cancelled.
So long, Cappies! You're on your own.
[the Cappies react in horror]
You're abandoning us in the middle of the forest?!
Little missy here. She can take over.
TTiff
Me take over?!
Sure, what's the rush?
TTiff
All right, but before we go, hand over all the supplies.
Why? You won't be stayin' the night.
It's a quick hike outta the woods if ya don't lose yer way.
[King Dedede and Escargoon both laugh]
[Meanwhile, King Dedede and Escargoon manage to get out of the river, and soon realize they are lost as well]
Maybe this golf course is just a selfish worthless idea of mine.
My thoughts exactly.
[glares at Escargoon] Huh?
I was just kidding. It's worth it. It's worth it!
You little liar! [snarls angrily]
Wait, Majesty! We have more urgent problems! Like being lost in the wilderness without our map!
Whatcha talkin' about lost!? I don't wanna be lost in these scary woods!
Join the club, sire.
[They start crying]
I'm sorry I yelled at ya.
I'm sorry you did too.
[Both continue crying]
What's the matter?
Look who's coming this way, sire!
We have to make sure they see our smoke signal.
This oughtta do the trick.
[suddenly, the fire they placed bursts into an even bigger one to their surprise, causing the nearby trees to catch fire much to Escargoon's shock]
Ah! The whole forest could catch on fire.
Hey, great idea!
Huh?
We gotta clear out Whispy Woods for my golf course and this is the quick, easy way!
[smiles delightfully in response to Dedede's voiced idea] Your blazin' new trail, Sire!
And afterwards, there's gonna be a lotta charcoal 'round a useful barbecuein'!
Let's go! Before we get cooked... [he and Dedede are scared off by the flames, which have now grown bigger and are spreading quickly through the forest, causing a huge forest fire]
I will protect you for as long as I am able.
Hey! Are you down here, Your Highness? Yo, Escargoon! Where are you guys?
This saplin's all set.
I need me a lunch break.
Keep working! [whips King Dedede, then he, Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, and the Cappies laugh] You two swindlers will replace every tree that was destroyed.
Only a few thousand to go.
We gonna be keepin' at it fer days.
TTuff
[while the Cappies continue laughing] C'mon, you can do it, guys!
TTiff
Yeah, you're experts at dirty work.
Poyo!
TTiff
Most birds pride themselves on how sweet they sound, but Tokkori's always hitting a sour note.
Nobody appreciates me. I can't help it if I'm obnoxious. I mean, it's not my fault that I'm superior to everybody else, right?
Yep! Tokkori's ancestor used to sit perched up on his shoulder which must have been murder on his dry-cleaning bills!
So now we know I'm a noble. [chews] Guess I'll live with ya here at the castle, huh? [chews] I don't [gulps] mind. [chews] But I warn ya, I can't stand loud snorin' when I'm tryin' to sleep. I bet Blue Boy here snores even louder than Kirby, so ya better keep it quiet or you're gone.
Is that so? [growls in anger]
TTuff
Quit stallin' and hand over Tokkori's treasure now!
Poyo!
That birdseed brain's out of luck. The king and I are goin' fifty-fifty!
Fool. I used it all to buy myself more monsters!
But sire...
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