King Dedede quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

King Dedede

[speaking through the Dedede Dolls] Dedede... You like me... Dedede... You trust me...

King Dedede

Sleep tight, my little chump. You about to have a crude awakenin'. [chuckles]

King Dedede

Dedede is tired. I ain't gettin' no rest. If I can't sleep, then neither can you fools! WAKE UP! [starts psychically using his Dedede Dolls to pummel the residents of Cappy Town, laughing all the while, except for Tiff, who already locked up her own doll inside one of her drawers before going to sleep]

King Dedede

That there's a weapon of mass Dedede-struction.

King Dedede

They outdone themselves. I've heard of pretty girls poppin' outta cakes, but this is even better!

King Dedede

I'm through with that chef show! I want some good grub and all I get is a pie in the eye!

Dedede

I'm replacing it with a brand new show. It's one of them reality programs... called Pie Justice!

King Dedede

Must be the spirit of creativitude taking over!

King Dedede

[cries] Them ruffians ain't never gonna learn no manners! [continues crying]

King Dedede

[laughing] Just remember, I like king-sized portions!

King Dedede

I done decided that I don't feel like dinin' on crab no more. 'Specially when it's bigger than me. But you can go on ahead and eat it yourself if you want to.

King Dedede

If dinner's in, I'm out.

King Dedede

HEY, YOU, META KNIGHT! Whadda' you know about all the sneezin' and wheezin' that's goin' round' here?

King Dedede

Even Meta Knight got a cold!

King Dedede

Here it is! A spankin' new year. Who knows? Maybe this year, I'll turn over a new leaf and treat folks more nice-like.

King Dedede

A while back, we celebrated the inauguration of Dream Land's first school: the Dedede Academy. It was dedicated to the noble cause of making all the kiddies behave right. With a little help from Nightmare Enterprises, the school was up and runnin', with lots of classic classes like: how to pitch a pipsqueak, and advanced sledge-hammin'! Things really got rollin' once we got our schoolyard set up. Them brats had loads of fun when I combined gym and detention into one theory. But it all blew up in my face, thanks to that killjoy, Kirby! No matter what I do, that little pink runt wrecks everything! [cries]