[as Hank and G.H. arrive at the Boot Camp-inar]
Excuse me, a light breeze blew off my ascot. Did any of you see it?
[hostile] No. This is a gathering for men. [shoves Mike to the cheers of the others]
Sick!
[as Mike begins to walk away and Eli catches him] But wait... we must help our weak, pathetic, emasculated brother, because that's what men do! Do you know the four F-bombs?
Family, faith, fitness... Damn! What's the last one? [reaches in his pocket and pulls out a handful of cash, holding it to his ear like a phone] Hello? Oh yeah! [rips his overshirt off, revealing a toned body] Finances!
Whoa!
That's clever, see? Because money talks.
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