[Hank enters G.H.'s room to see him on a laptop, and he immediately closes it]
It's um- what you're doing all the time, uh, it's natural but it's setting up unrealistic expectations. Most repairmen won't accept payment in anything other than cash, or-
It's not porn! I'm looking into personal development opportunities.
Okay, well, let's see then.
[G.H. opens the laptop and plays a video of a male guru influencer]
Hey man, if you're watching this, you're probably feeling purposeless and weak, like you're wading in a pit of crap. That's because you've lost track of the four F-bombs. Family. Faith. Finances. And fitness. Don't worry. We've all been there. Over the course of one week, I can give you the tools the build up your F-bombs, but only those committed and relentless can crawl outta that crappy pit. ManMade.
This looks like some good old-fashioned character building.
Eli's the GOAT. He has a two-day "Boot Camp-inar" coming to Arlen tomorrow. I was gonna go with my settlement money, but boys under 18 can't go without an adult male mantor.
I'll tell you what, G.H., I'll be your... man-tor, although I don't see how that's better than mentor, but I'll also even pay for it, as long as you complete all the F-bombs.
Sick!
[Hank extends his hand for a handshake, only for G.H. to fistbump it]
Not the best start...
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