Hank and Peggy in “Bystand Me”

Hank

I still can't believe Bobby cheated on his paper route. I don't even know know how to punish that.

Peggy

Well, the pressures of journalism can be very intense, even I have felt it. But today, I really knocked one out of the park.

Hank

Well, good for you, what's the hint?

Peggy

Okay, get this. I combined two common items in a powerful new way. I told my readers to harness the cleaning power of ammonia with the whitening power of bleach.

Hank

Ammonia and bleach? You told people to mix ammonia and bleach?

Peggy

Only if they want bathroom fixtures that shine like the sun.

Hank

Peggy, that's the recipe for mustard gas! Arlen will be covered with a cloud of poison!

Peggy

BWAH!