He's...he's gone! Bill's dead!
[Crying] Oh, dang 'ol, dang 'ol Bill, man!
[Taking his hat off in tribute] Bill was a good friend. He gave his life to save ours. I can safely say I would not have done the same for him.
[Sighs] The last thing I told him was he had bad breath. I wish I would've told him that he was a brave man...honest...sweet...[starts tearing up]...like a...big old stuffed teddy bear...[The otherwise-stoic Hank breaks down sobbing.] Oh God...I'm gonna miss him...
[Hank, Boomhauer and Dale begin crying inconsolably at the death of their friend Bill...including Bill himself. Hearing his voice, they stop crying, and look around to find the source of the sound. Bill is seen partly visible behind some shrubbery.]
Bill?!
[The three rush over to Bill, who is alive, but bruised and covered in dirt.]
[relieved] You're alive! You made it out in time!
Somehow I got blowed out by the asplosion...that hurt. Ow. Hey look, my- my carpal tunnel is gone.
[Bill lifts his right hand, which is horrifically mangled. His friends cringe.]
That is gross.
I heard what you guys said though - that I was brave and honest and a good friend. Do you still think that, now that I'm not dead?
Yup.
Yup.
Mm-hmm.
[Satisfied with this response, Bill passes out with a smile on his face.]
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