You don't know me, I am unknowable.
The law says that if we catch someone doing drugs on the job, we can fire him. So here is what you do: Put on your best suit, hop a Greyhound to Dallas, buy every pill, pipe, and powder you can, then return here and spread the stuff around like roach traps. We will get that boy hooked again!
All due respect, sir, I have a better plan.
Social worker enters
Hello Mr. Hill, I came as fast as I could. From the tone of your phone call it sounded like you had fallen victim to some kind of disability. Tell me all about it.
Yes, I too have realized I suffer from a disability. It is known as GWS, or Good Worker Syndrome. I believe doing a full day's work and giving 110%, and get sick to my stomach I don't see everybody else doing the same. The symptoms include pride, enthusiasm, and a feverish devotion to duty. Used to be a common condition among Americans.
Ugh! People like you who game the system make it hard for the rest of us, the truly disabled. Anthony holds up hand to show he is wearing a wrist brace, likely associated with carpal tunnel I am leaving. Call me if you gives you any more trouble, Leon.
Don't call me Leon any more. That was the name I used drugs with. From now on, I want to be known as...Hank Hill.
What?! No, that is going too far; I cannot accommodate that.
It is not up to you, Hank, it is up to "Hank". This man is not your slave, you do not get to name him!
I hate to do this but you leave me no choice. Sir, I quit!
Hank proceeds to depart Strickland Propane
What do I do now?
Hank{peeping out door}: Whatever you want, Buck. Effective with my resignation the rolls are down to fourteen employees. And that makes this your business, not the government's.
Buck reads announcement of Americans with Disabilities Act, which applies to business with 15 or more employees
Hot dang, Hank, you have done it!
Why, thank you sir.
Not you, you are fired. Leon gasps, as does Anthony, who is now powerless. Buck turns on lights OK, listen up everyone. Strickland is now small enough to skirt the law. Y'all get back to work this instant or you are fired. Loafing employees get themselves in gear; including Debbie, whose rear end was facing everyone when she was lying on a couch Oh no, not you Debbie. Your job is to stay right where you are.
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