“Okay. Women and children first. I take the...” – Peggy Hill, King of the Hill ... TV Quotes Database

Okay. Women and children first. I take the first puff, Bobby here get's the second, if there's anything left...you.

Who are you trying to kid? We all know there won't be anything left. Lets you and me split it Peg! It'll be romantic! You know like the old days, before he came along!

Bobby Hill

Momma. It's your son. Nine months inside remember? Those were good times too!

Peggy Hill

I don't know. Now this is just happening too fast, I just don't know.

Hank Hill

Well I do! Come on Bobby, you and I can take her! You go high, I'll go low!

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