“Joseph, I understand you smoked your first cigarette...” – Dale Gribble, King of the Hill ... TV Quotes Database

Joseph, I understand you smoked your first cigarette today.

Dad, I'm sorry! I'll never smoke again.

Whoa, hold on, son! I want you to keep an open mind so you can make an informed decision. If you want, you can read a bloated government report on smoking or go straight to the horse's mouth and get the facts from the tobacco industry!

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